What's your secret?"Mickelson replied, "The holes are numbered."A young man and a priest are playing together. At a short par-3 the priest asks, "What are you going to use on this hole, my son?"The young man says, "An 8-iron, father. How about you?"The priest says, "I'm going to hit a soft seven and pray."The young man hits his 8-iron and puts the ball on the green.The priest tops his 7-iron and dribbles the ball out a few yards.The young man says, "I don't know about you, father, but in my church, when we pray, we keep our head down."Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron standing over a lifeless man.The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?" Yes" says the woman."Did you hit him with that golf club?" Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face."How many times did you hit him?" I don't know -- put me down for a five."A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball. I cannot say I didn't enjoy the next few hours, with the caveat that Iwas constantly away of my attire, and of Amelia's quite obviousdomination in our relationship. For while she played the game - sittingcomfortably on my bed with her blonde hair against the headboard and herfeet resting far further down the bed than mine did when sitting in sucha position - I made a place for myself on the floor at the foot of thebed, from where Amelia deemed me more useful in my task as map-reader,using the colourful map we'd created the previous weekend."Hello boys," Mum said, poking her head through the door as the eveningwore on, "having fun, are we?" Yes Mum," Amelia shot back."Make sure Jessie has a turn Amelia," Mum said, before adding, "you know,we need a different name for you while in your boy mode, don't weAmelia?"At this Amelia pointed the game and looked encouraged. "Yes we do! Ididn't think of that." Any preference?"Amelia considered this for a few short moments, "Harry. Like Harry.
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